despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via pizza)

"

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

"

dansrules:

disneyfab:

this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

(Source: starssight, via shakethatsnowflake)

vicariouz:

Iguanas in Palm island

(via no1reluhvant)

(via nushosaur)

your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

(Source: alxbngala, via insane-en-le-membrane)

twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

(via nushosaur)

imglulz:

What could gave been…

Funny Pictures and More

signedfury:

Greatest dad ever.

(Source: sizvideos, via nushosaur)

kidlea:

"why do you wear a lot of black?" because i’m ready for your funeral bitch

(via insane-en-le-membrane)

perks of being a girl

  • I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners

yesssssssssss

(Source: fatandfemme, via insane-en-le-membrane)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(Source: speedwag, via insane-en-le-membrane)

"Don’t ask her to moan. Make her."