what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"
*looks in a mirror* you again
"why do you wear a lot of black?" because i’m ready for your funeral bitch
perks of being a girl
- I can think about whatever I want in class without worrying about boners
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older